Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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