blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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