When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm both gender and math confused
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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