there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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