There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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