Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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