It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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