My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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