Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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