I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
