i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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