she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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