office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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