margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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