singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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