"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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