I want to stick my p in your. b.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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