Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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