That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
they're like a gay fantastic four
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
you never un-have a 4some
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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