Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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