they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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