i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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