You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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