What a fucking waste of an outfit
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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