my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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