Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
sex in a hospital.. check
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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