I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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