Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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