he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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