i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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