Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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