Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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