He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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