You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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