just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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