does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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