But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
