She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
God I need to hump something, right now.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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