he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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