I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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