don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Fuck appropriateness.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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