god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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