What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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