She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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