You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Randomize
