So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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