apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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