We need to rekindle our bromance
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
