You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I need to sanitize my soul.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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