And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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