i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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