He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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