I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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